I’ve always thought it poor form to blog publicly about phobias, just in case your evil arch-nemesis subscribes to your RSS feed. But what the heck, this one is hardly a secret: I loathe chickens. Seriously, seriously loathe. I don’t know why. There are only two creatures I dismiss as an entire species (ah, not so fast – thought I was going to reveal both, didn’t you?), and I can explain the other but have no clue why I hate chickens so much. Maybe it’s the way they always attacked me (aka Link) in Kakariko Village.

In any case, this only reaffirms my overwhelming yet unexplained fear of chickens: