Tag Archive: humour


Suffice to say, Mindcamp 6.0 was really fun. :-) Seattle is the best.

Got a little Captain in you, Obama?

I bought and downloaded Pixelmator after a recommendation and short demo from my friend Andrew Woods. It’s a beautiful image editing program for Mac that at $59 is a superb replacement for Photoshop. And on top of their low price, I saved $10 by finding a coupon through RetailMeNot, a site I would always recommend everyone check before finishing a checkout on any purchase. The above was my first experiment playing around for a few minutes with Pixelmator and so far I’m very impressed. Anyone familiar with Photoshop will have no problem finding the tools intuitive and superior to Gimp in its elegance. (Though, I should mention that Gimp is free… so there’s that. But you get what you pay for, as Valor always says.)

Oh yes, and… about the picture itself… :-) I love living in a country where one is free to photoshop the leader of the free world into ridiculous jokes. Life is good.

So, some random number texts my roommate’s phone while we were hanging out at home tonight with friends, breaking in the new Nintendo Wii. We decided rather than ignore the text, to engage the person. I think we just broke up some high school romance. The conversation went as such:

Random: N**ga, you be trynna mackkk on my girl?
Us: Why, yes, Sir. I indubitably am, my fine fellow.
Random: Who this
Us: Sir, I doth believe you contacted me first.
Random: N**ga, you were at the Auburn game texting my girl
Us: Kind Sir, I suggest you have further trust in “your girl” – this is a grave invasion of her privacy.
Us: Is this insidious quarrel over?
Random: Shut the f**k up.
Us: So you’ve figured out I’m the wrong person then?
Random: No.
Us: You are truly a gentleman and a scholar.

Ah, delightful chap. She’s quite the lucky one, eh?

[Update in the comments... all out texting war!]