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	<title>Cassie Wallender &#187; humour</title>
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		<title>Tonight&#8217;s Gonna Be a Good Night</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 23 Nov 2009 02:24:50 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>cassie</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Suffice to say, Mindcamp 6.0 was really fun. :-) Seattle is the best.]]></description>
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<p>Suffice to say, <a href="http://mindcamp.gearlive.com/">Mindcamp 6.0</a> was really fun. :-)  Seattle is the best. </p>
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		<title>Got a little Captain in you?</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 26 Jan 2009 10:20:22 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>cassie</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I bought and downloaded Pixelmator after a recommendation and short demo from my friend Andrew Woods. It&#8217;s a beautiful image editing program for Mac that at $59 is a superb replacement for Photoshop. And on top of their low price, I saved $10 by finding a coupon through RetailMeNot, a site I would always recommend [...]]]></description>
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<p>I bought and downloaded <a href="http://www.pixelmator.com/">Pixelmator</a> after a recommendation and short demo from my friend <a href="http://www.andrewwoods.net/">Andrew Woods</a>.  It&#8217;s a beautiful image editing program for Mac that at $59 is a superb replacement for Photoshop.  And on top of their low price, I saved $10 by finding a coupon through <a href="http://www.retailmenot.com/">RetailMeNot</a>, a site I would always recommend everyone check before finishing a checkout on any purchase.  The above was my first experiment playing around for a few minutes with Pixelmator and so far I&#8217;m very impressed.  Anyone familiar with Photoshop will have no problem finding the tools intuitive and superior to <a href="http://www.gimp.org/" target="_blank">Gimp</a> in its elegance. (Though, I should mention that Gimp is free&#8230; so there&#8217;s that.  But you get what you pay for, as <a href="http://www.twitter.com/valor" target="_blank">Valor</a> always says.)</p>
<p>Oh yes, and&#8230; about the picture itself&#8230;  :-)  I love living in a country where one is free to photoshop the leader of the free world into ridiculous jokes.  Life is good.</p>
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		<title>When a Stranger Texts You</title>
		<link>http://firewallender.com/when-a-stranger-texts-you/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 10 Jan 2009 06:18:36 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>cassie</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[So, some random number texts my roommate&#8217;s phone while we were hanging out at home tonight with friends, breaking in the new Nintendo Wii. We decided rather than ignore the text, to engage the person. I think we just broke up some high school romance. The conversation went as such: Random: N**ga, you be trynna [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>So, some random number texts my roommate&#8217;s phone while we were hanging out at home tonight with friends, breaking in the new Nintendo Wii.  We decided rather than ignore the text, to engage the person. I think we just broke up some high school romance.  The conversation went as such:</p>
<blockquote><p><strong>Random</strong>: N**ga, you be trynna mackkk on my girl?<br />
<strong>Us</strong>: Why, yes, Sir. I indubitably am, my fine fellow.<br />
<strong>Random</strong>: Who this<br />
<strong>Us</strong>: Sir, I doth believe you contacted me first.<br />
<strong>Random</strong>: N**ga, you were at the Auburn game texting my girl<br />
<strong>Us</strong>: Kind Sir, I suggest you have further trust in &#8220;your girl&#8221; &#8211; this is a grave invasion of her privacy.<br />
<strong>Us</strong>: Is this insidious quarrel over?<br />
<strong>Random</strong>: Shut the f**k up.<br />
<strong>Us</strong>: So you&#8217;ve figured out I&#8217;m the wrong person then?<br />
<strong>Random</strong>: No.<br />
<strong>Us</strong>: You are truly a gentleman and a scholar.</p></blockquote>
<p>Ah, delightful chap.  She&#8217;s quite the lucky one, eh?</p>
<p>[Update in the comments... all out texting war!]</p>
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