So, some random number texts my roommate’s phone while we were hanging out at home tonight with friends, breaking in the new Nintendo Wii. We decided rather than ignore the text, to engage the person. I think we just broke up some high school romance. The conversation went as such:
Random: N**ga, you be trynna mackkk on my girl?
Us: Why, yes, Sir. I indubitably am, my fine fellow.
Random: Who this
Us: Sir, I doth believe you contacted me first.
Random: N**ga, you were at the Auburn game texting my girl
Us: Kind Sir, I suggest you have further trust in “your girl” – this is a grave invasion of her privacy.
Us: Is this insidious quarrel over?
Random: Shut the f**k up.
Us: So you’ve figured out I’m the wrong person then?
Random: No.
Us: You are truly a gentleman and a scholar.
Ah, delightful chap. She’s quite the lucky one, eh?
[Update in the comments... all out texting war!]
Hi-Lar-I-Ous! Indeed, I was going to ask for the number myself so that I could engage this delightful fellow in a discussion on the finer points of keeping track of my b*tches & hos.
This. Is. Awesome. I pity the fool!
Shakespeare would be proud…sorta ;)
Mr. Holmes does relationship counseling? What was that number again?
You posses many levels of win :)
That's the sweetest thing anyone's every said to me. Awww. :-)
Hah! What creative and funny banter to live up to the next time I am texted at random. It may just be worth the nearly 3.00$ in fees.
I'm dying over hear. I still pitty Edmundo!
Oh, Edmundo… dear Edmundo. My, I had forgotten about that. I am a prankster, aren't I?
Hah! check with your roomate has he texted again yesterday
Oh yeah, here's the update:
Angry random texter: U still mackin on my girl?!
Me: Aww, back 2 this again r we?
New number: youu messin with my girl carol?
Me: Either a lot of people r messing with Carol or u switched phones.
New number: No N***A. quit messin wit my girl
Angry random texter: Yea n***a
Me: Now I think u r messing with me.
Angry random texter: The F**k
If they keep harassing my roommate, I'm going to put their number on the internet. Never go in against a Sicilian when death is on the line!
wow, this just keeps getting better! It's almost like my crazy phone stalker, except I knew him and he was telling me that he wanted me to burn in hell… small diff. Anywho, if you want to be realy annoying, I'd suggest this as an excelent tool: popularitydialer.com
Craziness! I think this person has some trust issues and is immature. Good luck with that one!
unlimited text message plan actually get's used! excellent.